This Might Be The Biggest Adult Christmas Present in 2021

Nothing screams “Kid’s Christmas Present” quite like a dancing cactus singing about cocaine in Polish.

A Canadian grandmother found this gem on Walmart’s online store and purchased it for her 15 month old granddaughter.

The package arrived and grandma couldn’t be any happier.

Until the cute cactus started rapping about cocaine and swearing in Polish.

Being Polish, the grandmother understood what the cactus was on about and immediately shut it off.

The toy sold for around $26 in Walmart’s online store under the “Educational Toy” category.

Who’s Responsible For The Toy?

It looks like the Cactus comes from Chinese manufacturer “Yixing Toys” and can be programmed to play a variety of songs.

However, the Canadian cactus did not sing a Christmas carol or educational tune.

Instead, it performed the song “Gdzie jest biały węgorz ?” from Polish rapper Cypis.

The title of the song translates to “Where’s the white eel?” an English reference to cocaine.

The expletive filled lyrics detail a lonely existence filled with drug use.

Not an ideal outlook for a 15 month old baby.

Cypis didn’t know Yixing used his song for their product and plans on suing the company.

Is The Singing Toy Cactus Still Available?

Wal-Mart took this customer complaint very seriously and removed the toy from their product catalogue, even though they received previous complaints about it.

Amazon also sold the singing toy cactus in Europe in July 2021.

It looks like Amazon is still selling a variation of the toy, but no word on if it plays Cypis’ track.

There is a function where you can load your own music to have the cactus dance and sing your favourite tunes.

Though it might not be the ideal toy for kids, one thing is certain, the song is quite catchy.

And the cactus makes for a fun adult Christmas present.